so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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