You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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