You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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