so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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