rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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