talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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