Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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