9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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