Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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