No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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