All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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