Acid is not a monday night drug
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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