i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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