Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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