Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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