Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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