Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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