what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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