With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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