Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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