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what?
penguin condom
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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