sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
