Christians are straight up FREAKS
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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