i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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