I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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