You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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