she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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