the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.