I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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