Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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