it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
The power of my boobs compel you
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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