so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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