Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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