I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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