Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I have fence marks all over my body
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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