Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize