Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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