I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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