I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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