Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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