It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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