Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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