what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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