is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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Rumble strips road head = magical
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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