Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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