Please, let me fuck your mom
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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