I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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