you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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