You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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