gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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