she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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