so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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