oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Fuck appropriateness.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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