He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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