what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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